fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

All my favorite Harry Potter bad lip reading gifs I have collected 

youngmarxist:

So if we have to show women what the baby looks like in their womb and tell them how the process works before allowing them to get an abortion, does that mean we should teach our soldiers about the culture of the lands we’re invading, and explain to them that the people we want them to kill have families and feel pain, just like Americans?

lardypoison:

did I ever tell you I used to read the welsh version of harry potter as a kid

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"hogwarts’ fast train"

with such loveable characters as

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and of course who could forget the four houses

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and possibly the most dignified

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stephensbeard1993:

The Irish media just called Justin beiber a scrotum

tastefullyoffensive:

[buttersafe]

susanforemanbackstrom:

dooweeooh:

SYLVESTER CAREFUL

GOD HOW ADORKABLE….PERFECT CUTIE WOOBIE DOCTOR

Halloween PSA


scienceofscary:

obscenehalloweenqueen:

please do not screw with haunted house workers. Every year my friends come home covered in bruises from people hitting them or shoving them,

if you can’t handle a haunted house without an automatic violent reaction DO NOT GO IN.

you are HURTING…

brewkie:

A “psychic” at this haunted house I went to when I was like 13, told me I was going to meet my future husband when I turn 19. I’ll be 19 on November 1st. Let’s see if she’s right or not.

When I was thirteen I had a fortune teller read my palm. She told my dad he has “a lovely son.” So yeah…

posted 3 days ago with 2 notes via brewkie

obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

scxmbvg:

BIG DOGS THAT THINK THEY’RE SMALL LAP DOGS ARE MY FAVORITE DOGS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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anfagistan:

nezua:

A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.

[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]

clubpunk:

The lines and symmetry in this though. It’s pornographic 

posted 4 days ago with 97,244 notes via lupin-k ( ©liyanw )