They were waiting for a chance to get away with this joke and they found it

echidnas are like those really awesome, smart, and friendly cousin, who is always being upstaged by his loud, obnoxious, drama-loving cousin, the platypus

posted 5 hours ago


the only people who call me cute live 7000 miles away

that’s adorable

love from Antarctica

posted 5 hours ago with 115,637 notes via okpizza ( ©jpgay )


reblog if your dick is longer than your arm

the more girls that reblog this, the more “he”s I add to





lmao thank god someone made this.

Everyone needs to read this

I prefer the second

Happy Passover, motherfuckers


My bed would be warmer if you were in it.

it would be even warmer if I lit you on fire


I wanna go to this bridge so bad

*with bolt cutters and a cynical smile

During Easter, I always eat the ears first, too.

posted 8 hours ago with 278 notes via heleah ( ©just7shosho )


what was the reasoning behind this

well obviously it’s for a corporation that specializes in advanced agricultural technology and wanted their new campaign to utilize the trope of the attractive woman

This is why I learned photoshop.

posted 9 hours ago



my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute